So as Shoelover once again retreats to the sunny climes of southern spaces to ward off the evil effects of winter, Shoelover is once again faced with the dilemma of selecting a limited number of shoes to stick in the suit case. Although Shoelover does love the knee high leather boots that were recently acquired, they probably wont do well on the beaches of Ixtapa when paired with a bikini, as Shoelover is not going for the stripper look this season
For the pool: Shoelover needs some flip flops. Not the John Kerry type of flip flop's (although Shoelover would love the John Kerry kind of spouse, you know the one with the rich DEAD ex-spouse). Shoelover was thinking of something a little more tasteful like these, an $1,800 pair of flip flops covered in crystals by Crystalishious. Although given the economic downturn of the last few years, Shoelover isn't sure the company is in business anymore as demand for outrageously overpriced items may have died everywhere but on Wall Street and investment bankers are loathed to be caught in public wearing funky shoes.
Alternatively, rather than wearing shoes at all, Shoelover could find a hunky cabana boy to carry Shoelover around the resort so Shoelover doesn't ruin the vacation pedicure.
PS Way down here you need a reason to move
Feel a fool running your stateside games
Lose your load, leave your mind behind, Baby James
It sounds so simple I just got to go
The sun's so hot I forgot to go home
Guess I'll have to go now