You know what that is

honey, it's an elevator.  When the doors open, you enter it, but please remember to let people off first. 

Hey mister, don't stand 5 inches away from the elevator doors waiting for them to open then act all surprised when there is someone on the other side.

Um, Mrs. Space Cadet, is there a reason you are just standing in the middle of the elevator doors?  What's that? The elevator missed your floor?  How about pushing the right button next time door knob!

Consider yourself Bitch Slapped you annoying elevator people.

A public service of Shoe Stor.

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[perk]

how does shoelover feel about people having a shopping cart full of stuff and using the 'express' checkout lane in a grocery store (sign reads 1-8 items only)? ....and the idiot is usually in front of you when you're in a hurry!!.....