"When I lived

in Europe, I ate lots of Greek food," the person standing behind me in line said to their friend.

"From the looks of it, you didn't seem too concerned about leaving any for the rest of us," I chimed in as I walked up to the teller. "Do your heart a favor and loose the spare tire."

Consider yourself Bitch Slapped you round mound!

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