You've been staring at me since I got on the subway 5 stops ago. What do you want already? Are you asking me to come over their and poke you in the eye? Having cut out coffee as a new years resolution, I am plenty grumpy and am looking for a punching bag. Are you volunteering for this?
You are seriously weirding me out in a Charles Manson sort of way. Is this your usual way of attempting to court a female? If so, then let me be the first to tell you that it is a pretty bad approach. Try flowers or maybe a "Hello".
Listen buddy, I carry pepper spray and a taser and am not afraid to use them on a freak like you.
Consider yourself Bitch Slapped you psychotic staring sicko.
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