Why are you staring at me?

Do I know you? 

You've been staring at me since I got on the subway 5 stops ago.  What do you want already?  Are you asking me to come over their and poke you in the eye?  Having cut out coffee as a new years resolution, I am plenty grumpy and am looking for a punching bag.  Are you volunteering for this? 

You are seriously weirding me out in a Charles Manson sort of way.  Is this your usual way of attempting to court a female?  If so, then let me be the first to tell you that it is a pretty bad approach.  Try flowers or maybe a "Hello".

Listen buddy, I carry pepper spray and a taser and am not afraid to use them on a freak like you.

Consider yourself Bitch Slapped you psychotic staring sicko.

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