how hot you think are? Why do I care what you did last weekend? No I don't care that your old best friend, now your newest enemy has a wide ass and cankles.
Why do I care that 5 guys asked your for your phone number on Saturday night. What you think it is because your hot? No, it is because you are a shallow, insecure slut who will give it up to anyone with a wallet and a car. How do I know this......................?
It's because you have been yelling into your cell phone for the last 5 minutes, and despite the fact that I am sitting 15 feet away from you, I can hear every word.
Consider yourself Bitch Slapped you loud mouth yenta!
Bitch Slap is a public service of the Shoe Stor
P.S. Get yourself some clothes that fit, you ain't such a beanstock yourself there chubby.
Thank you!
I used to take the train home on weekends from college. Sundays were always the worst, because several other college students were back on their way up too. And they yammered into their cellphones non-stop because of free weekend minutes!
Posted by: Pursedeals | Saturday, January 14, 2006 at 01:25 AM