how hot you think are? Why do I care what you did last weekend? No I don't care that your old best friend, now your newest enemy has a wide ass and cankles.
Why do I care that 5 guys asked your for your phone number on Saturday night. What you think it is because your hot? No, it is because you are a shallow, insecure slut who will give it up to anyone with a wallet and a car. How do I know this......................?
It's because you have been yelling into your cell phone for the last 5 minutes, and despite the fact that I am sitting 15 feet away from you, I can hear every word.
Consider yourself Bitch Slapped you loud mouth yenta!
Bitch Slap is a public service of the Shoe Stor
P.S. Get yourself some clothes that fit, you ain't such a beanstock yourself there chubby.
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