thanks for holding the door............my hands weren't full or anything.
Consider yourself Bitch Slapped you inconsiderate bastard!
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Unless I have forgotten
the physics of sound waves, leaning on your horn for 3 minutes will not generate enough force to move that car that has stalled in front of you.
Now shut up, drive around that car in front of you and go back to picking your nose, it is a better use of your hand.
Consider yourself Bitch Slapped you idiot!
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Why are you staring at me?
Do I know you?
You've been staring at me since I got on the subway 5 stops ago. What do you want already? Are you asking me to come over their and poke you in the eye? Having cut out coffee as a new years resolution, I am plenty grumpy and am looking for a punching bag. Are you volunteering for this?
You are seriously weirding me out in a Charles Manson sort of way. Is this your usual way of attempting to court a female? If so, then let me be the first to tell you that it is a pretty bad approach. Try flowers or maybe a "Hello".
Listen buddy, I carry pepper spray and a taser and am not afraid to use them on a freak like you.
Consider yourself Bitch Slapped you psychotic staring sicko.
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Is there a reason
you feel the need to walk in front of my car? Especially since it is made out of steel and traveling at about 30 miles an hour and you are made out of bone and flesh? Did you miss that physics class that explained Newton's Three Laws of Motion or are you hoping to get a practical example? You don't have to ask me twice, just keep standing there (but make sure you have your health insurance paid up).
Are you oblivious to the fact that you have a bum leg and walk at the speed of snail? Wait a minute, are you j-walking while holding a baby? Where the fuck is children's aide when ya need them.....
Consider yourselves Bitch Slapped (and lucky you weren't car slapped) you door knobs......
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A real Bitch Slap
Wife of Congressman Involved in Bar Fight - AP
DETROIT - The wife of Democratic U.S. Rep. John Conyers has been accused of punching a woman in the eye during a bar fight. A spokesman for Monica Conyers, a city councilwoman-elect, confirmed Friday that she was involved in an altercation. But he said Conyers merely defended herself after being attacked by another woman (continued...)
-Looks like the Councilwoman did a little Bitch Slap of her own!
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You don't need to be a sharpshooter
t
o hit the inside of a toilet do you? Well, based on recent experience, it would seem you have to be a member of the national archery team or a CIA assassin in order to keep it in the bowl.
What is it with people and public washrooms? Why is it, more often than not, I find myself staring a toilet that is clogged with excessive amounts of toilet paper and other "stuff". Do you people do this at home? Does your ass horde toilet paper? Have you heard of flushing a few times? Do you know what a flush lever is?
Some of you bring new meaning to the phrase "Not Toilet Trained". I think that toilet manufacturers should consider etching instructions on how to use the toilet directly in the porcelain.
Consider yourselves Bitch Slapped you filthy messy makers.
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You know what that is
honey, it's an elevator. When the doors open, you enter it, but please remember to let people off first.
Hey mister, don't stand 5 inches away from the elevator doors waiting for them to open then act all surprised when there is someone on the other side.
Um, Mrs. Space Cadet, is there a reason you are just standing in the middle of the elevator doors? What's that? The elevator missed your floor? How about pushing the right button next time door knob!
Consider yourself Bitch Slapped you annoying elevator people.
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