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Cages Vs. Cribs

For those of you who cannot tell the difference between a crib and a cage, beyond the fact that they are spelled differently, a crib has an open top and a cage is fully enclosed.

Ohio Couple Loses Custody of Children - Yahoo! News.

Do not keep your pediatric units in cages.  If you feel the need to do so, it means one of two things (propably more so that latter than the former, but you never know), either:

You have too many pediatric units to control, so consider selling one, ebay is a good choices, just make sure you describe the pediatric unit as "a child sized doll with life-like animation" and not as real pediatric unit, because that is illegal, and ebay doesn't allow that; or

You have crappy parenting skills.

March 20, 2006 |

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