"OK, I need a list of your A/R and A/P, sooner rather than later."
"It's going to be in a rough form."
"Why?"
"Because I am going to do it by hand"
"Why?"
"Because the bookkeeper isn't here.
"Open the system, I'll walk you through it."
"I don't have the password."
"What do you mean you don't have the password...........it's your fucking accounting system! Get the god damn password and call me back."
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