Well, Ms. Ross, it looks like J.Lo go it. That's her (on the right) at a gala in NY. I know, it took me a second to figure out who she was, too. This definitely doesn't look like the J.Lo I know!
Let me start off by saying that I admire J.Lo. I think the media gives her --and her butt -- a hard time. Although on the cheaper end, I even like her clothes: they're sexy, simple and street. (Yes, even Shoelover uses that adjective when it is appropriate.) Check out these shoes. Pretty sexy, no? But come on Jenny-from-the-block, what's the deal with that doo? And skin-colored lipstick? How do you say yuck in Spanish?