Golly Gee Wiz - It's Underwear Time

Speaking of things that never made it into a Wizbang publication, its time to talk about Kevin's underwear!

Kevin, if you are doing this (tighty whities modeled by Saddam), please stop, you are missing your wife's silent screams.  Good underwear is not just for the dames.  Every time you undress, you want the woman in your life to look at you like a gift that is being unwrapped.

With this in mind, don't go to the other extreme either.  I am not talking about wearing women's underwear , I am talking about wearing that silly "Sling" underwear.  The C-IN2 Sling has adjustable ½ wide elastic sling inside the pouch that forms a ring around your scrotum and penis which lifts them forward.  First of all, I don't have a scrotum, but that doesn't even sound comfortable.  Second of all, it is deceitful, the male equivalent of the wonder bra (When the bra comes off, you wonder where the breasts went).  Lastly, for most women, and especially your wife, size (or perceived size) is not the be all and end all (she married you right).  Unlike the average man who grade women by the size of their boobs, most women do not grade men by the size of their bulge.  In this one area, the average women ignores her fashion instincts and looks for function over features.

So enuff of what not to do, and what to do.  Number 1, make sure it is always clean.  Men tend to wear underwear that should have been thrown out about 4 years ago.  Just because there are no holes in it doesn't mean it should be kept.  Underwear gets ratty.  It get worn a lot, so euthanize it accordingly.

Secondly, go for the boxer briefs, they don't bunch up (no VPL's - men do get them) and from what I hear they are very comfortable........no wedgies.

An other no no from our grandparents' era - Don't ever think that sock garters are a good idea.

Next up - The clothes to make the man of Wizbang

xoxo,

Shoelover