Legally Hot - Toronto Style

After much bitching, whining and complaining from our Canadian readers, and delaying the release of much more important postings (Sorry Chicago and Washington DC lawyers), Shoelover has formulated, tabulated and released the list of The 10 Hottest Lawyers in Canada....I mean Toronto This list is based on top secret algorithm that combines scientific research, qualitative feedback, rumor, innuendo, lunchtime chatter at Bymark and dinner discussions at Canoe, Centro, Jump, the Keg and Lobby.

From here on in, the following individuals shall no longer be know just as lawyers, but rather the "Beautiful Boffo Legal Babes of Bay St."  Congratulations to you all.  Each of you can be rest assured that half of the lawyers in your firm daydream about seeing you naked (While the other half daydream about stealing your clients).

Unlike our list of “The 10 Best Looking Lawyers in New York City”, this list never started out as the “The 10 Most Curmudgeonous Misanthropic Lawyers in Toronto”, as most of the curmudgeonous misanthropes have already been appointed to the Bench (not pointing any fingers, but I think you all know who Shoelover is talking about - for those of you who have actually been in front of the Bench).

The 10 Hottest Lawyers in Toronto

• Constance Lanteigne, Associate - Weir Foulds;
• Sherri Altshuler , Associate - Aird & Berlis LLP;
• Adam Kline, Associate - Stikeman Elliott;
• Cornell Wright, Associate - Torys;
• Victoria Graham, Associate - Osler;
• Christa Rambert, Associate - Goodmans;
• Rosa Mauro, Associate - Gowlings;
• Kyle Pohanka, Partner - Borden Ladner Gervais;
• Karoline A. Kralka , Associate - Fasken Martineau; and
• Joanne Clarfield Schaefer, Partner - Goodman and Carr LLP's

Honourable Mention

Hon. David R.  Peterson - Senior Partner & Chairman of Cassels Brock & Blackwell LLP

Best Hair

Alfie Apps - Partner & Strategic Adviser- Fasken Martineau

xoxo,

Shoelover

P.S. Disclaimer

This is an attempt at a joke/satire. Shoelover publishes rumor, garbage, green bin recycling, rubbish, innuendo and personal delusions, in addition to a minor amount of factual information when Shoelover is not creative enough to fabricate something. Information on the Shoelover blog likely contains errors or inaccuracies and is usually wrong; Shoelover, Shoe Stor and/or the proprietors do not make warranty as to the correctness or reliability of the site's content. Links to content on and quotation of material from other sites are not the responsibility of Shoelover, Shoe Stor and/or the proprietors.  Shoelover does not know where any of these people live.  Shoelover knows many lawyers and likes them all some of them.  If you are bothered by the fact that Shoelover thinks you are a good looking lawyer, go XXXX yourself please let us know and Shoelover will remove your name from this post and issue a formal apology stating that we were mistaken in identifying you as a good looking lawyer.  Shoelover has never been charged with stalking.........recently.  Shoelover is not insinuating that anyone named or not named to this list is a curmudgeon or otherwise un-nice person.  Inclusion/exclusion from this list is not an offer and/or solicitation of sexual favors by Shoelover. Shoelover hopes that those named on this list accept their inclusion as simply a compliment on their physical characteristics and go to bed thinking happy thoughts about themselves.  Shoelover has not published any picture of any lawyers on this list.  If you would like us to publish your picture, please let us know (and send it to us as well along with a sworn affidavit testifying to the authenticity of the picture).  Shoelover grants all of those named to this list the right to use the title "Beautiful Boffo Legal Babe of Bay St.". Shoelover will not be held responsible for anyone getting fired by referencing their naming to this list as a reason for a raise and/or promotion during their annual review.  Shoelover always wears underwear and so should you. Shoelover wishes there was more political satire in Canada.

Comments

[shoelover]

of the 12 total names mentioned, 4 of them are men. Curious that you would miss this.

[Miriam Jameson]

Surely it's demeaning to discuss educated women like this?

[rsolein]

Any pictures of these lovely ladies?