Side Kicks for Manolo
So is there a grass roots campaign to get Manolo the Shoeblogger a TV show? Now that would be TV worth watching. As Manolo himself pondered out loud, who should be his side kick. Our suggestions are:
Bring Herve Villechaize back from the dead and dress him in some mini-prada. Instead of "Look boss, De Plane! De Plane!" it could be "Look boss, too plain, too plain" or "Ouch boss, I'm in pain, in pain" when forced to wear uncomfortable shoes.
Bill Clinton - Could be the opportunity for him to ham it up and lord knows he loves the ladies.
Nick Lachey - currently looking for work. While not a stellar character, he has camera experience.
The Go Fug Yourself Girls - Self explanatory. Dumb it down for the masses. Not saying these girls are dumb, they just know how to talk.
Dan Senor - Former Republican CPA mouthpiece with a sense of style, albeit conservative.
The "New" Star Jones - Her trash mixed with Manolo's class. An added plus it that you could use her old wardrobe to upholster the on-set furniture.
The cast of Friends, well at least Courtney-I-Wish-I-Was-Making-A-Million-Dollars-An-Episode-Doing-Something-Now-Cox (ya, cuz that Arquette last name was doing so much to keep your career moving)
Stedman Graham - Cuz Oprah won't let him be on her show as a side kick .
Oh ya and we could also toss in that libertine-whore-bitch-cum-lately Opinionista (her words, not ours), as she may also be in need of a gig if she gets outed. Although possibly better suited to play the Colmes to CNN's-version-of-Hannity-Nancy-Grace, we think her personality could be strong enough to get young professional females to TIVO this show when it happens.
Shoelover - For Casting Director. No?
xoxo,
Shoelover
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