Hear Ye, Hear Ye!

Come One, Come All, Come See the Carnivale of the Couture

We've got a majik fashion elixir here that will change your lives forever.   A few sips of this majik potion and presto-chango the world will change before your eyes, or rather you will change before the world's eyes.

For those of you who are doubters, and Shoelover knows you are out there, have a first hand look at those who have imbibed Shoelover's precious fashion nectar.

The humble Bag Snob transformed herself from a bag lovin' gal to a Gavin Rossdale lovin' Gwen Stefani;

The Queen of Bling, ingested Shoelover's majik fashion potion and "BAM" she did a cross gender transformation in to the timeless Valentino (as an aside, after Shoeguy saw the picture of the Queen of Bling, he tried to slip Shoelover a few drops of the majik position in the hopes that Shoelover would end up looking like her);

The Fashionable Kiffen fell under the spell of Shoelover's liquid majik and assumed the role of the blue haired fashion queen of Italy, Anna Piaggi;

Shoelover's majik fashion potion transformed Rondi into the timeless icon of fashion that was Audrey Hepburn ;

Pinkmirage used the smoke screen of Tyra Bank's high moral ethics as her reason for wanting to switch lives with her (as opposed to the real reason of having her smoking body) after sipping Shoelover's brew;

Hey, who is that "Voguing" over in the corner, wait it was Kim Weinstein getting drunk on this life altering libation, but all of a sudden its "Madonna";

Speaking of Voguing............Oh no, SF has overdosed on our majik elixir and paralyzed her facial expressions and stunted her hair growth (Shoelover claims no responsibility for those who abuse Shoelover's majik potion);

The legal eagle, La Retrosessuale, threw caution to the wind, ingested Shoelover mystical fashion nectar and transformed herself into classically beautiful Leslie Caron; and

Shoelover's magical brew seems to have some pretty strong gender bending qualities as demonstrated by this little desire to be Marc Jacobs for a day or two.

If you have sampled a bit of Shoelover majik fashion potion, let Shoelover know, so we can put you in our traveling fashion carnivale...........

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xoxo

Shoelover

Comments

[Spirit Fingers]

Fantastic. Thanks for doing that.