How many times did you hear that growing up?
Well, let's just say that Shoelover now cringes at the phrase, but for now, Shoelover is going to put aside that neurosis in honor of "Mother" and announce:
Shoe Stör's Mother's Day Messiest Closet Contest
That's right guys and girls, it's time to honor your mother by showing the world the mess that she had to live with! Show us how you exacted revenage on your mother for all of the complexes, hang ups, guilt and anxieties she gave you while growing up............show us the anal expulsive mess she helped create.............show us the mess that is your closet! To enter, email Shoelover a picture of your messy closet along with your name and email address. If your closet is messy enough, your might just see it on the blog.
On May 12, 2006, Shoelover will announce the winner of Shoe Stör's Mother's Day Messiest Closet Contest right here, on the blog. The winner receives 20 clear plastic shoe boxes plus the satisfaction of knowing that they know how to drive their Mother crazy!
Contest closes at 11:59 PM ET on May 11, 2006.
We are getting the press release out tomorrow but wanted to give our blog devotees a leg up on the competition.
PS - Shoelover will also accept contest submissions from Mothers showing off the messy closets that their loving children have cultivated...............................