It looks like Alexander McQueen’s Spring/Summer 2007 line is aimed at helping the desperate guy out by attempting to put a fashionable spin on the second half of a double bagger by bringing back the mail (male-veil...........get it?)
Either that or this guy was attempting to steal the curtains by shoving them down his jacket and got caught in the act.
It's a tough call.
Photo blatantly stolen from Reuters
PS - Don'tcha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me? - Pussycat Dolls