As L'Oreal Fashion Week approaches, Shoelover has been giving serious thoughts to staffing the Shoe Stor display. While Shoelover has been doing Shoelover's best to primp and preen Shoeguy, Shoelover just can't seem to pound an ounce of faux-mo-homo-heteroflexible-metro-sexuality into that boy, even going as far as to hire him a stylist.
So Shoelover, ever the planner, has been looking at contingency plans in the event that Shoeguy just can't pretty it up. Based on Shoelover's initial thoughts, there are a few potential candidates, each with their strengths and their weaknesses:
Bryanboy - Does one need to say anything after looking at the picture? The main drawback is that he is in the Philippines and well, based on reading his blog, he may be a little moody to work with;
Manolo the Shoeblogger -Engaging personality and excellent knowledge of shoes. The problem is that no one knows what he looks like. For all Shoelover knows Manolo the Shoeblogger could be a real life version of the Jeff "Comic Book Guy" Albertson from the Simpsons or the inspiration for Queer Eye for the Straight guy. Shoelover just doesn't know.
Perez Hilton - any guy who wears a lavender/pink suit is someone who knows how to make an impression. Plus he knows how to work a room. Maybe too well. Would probably have to chain him to the Shoe Stor display to make sure he stays put.