In the first part of the series, Shoelover addressed the importance of analyzing the party situation when selecting appropriate party shoes. Now, in the much anticipated second part of our series on holiday shoes, Shoelover offers specific footwear advice for every type of party outfit and situation.
Impractical Outfit
Say you have gone all out and gotten yourself all dolled up (a la 
Marie Antoinette), 
what you need now is some equally impractical footwear. When speaking of impractical, the master is Fluevog, and his 16 hole mid calf Katrin boot with a 3 inch heel is a perfect mate for your outfit.
Party Atmosphere: Subdued
Let's assume you are putting in some quality family time with your parents and grandparents (think knitted sweaters and polyester pants) and their friends at the annual family shindig. You don't want anything that is going to give off an image of being cheap and easy (unless of course that is what you are), think Prada, something black.
Party Atmosphere: "Good Morning. And what was your name again?"
So you happen to be attending a holiday party at a bar with the name like "Bovine Sex Club", you are going to need something funky and daring, like this "5" Spiked Heel Oxford Lace Up Pump. While it is a little on the cheap side, and is probably not practical for every day use, it should be good for at least one wild night. Should also work well on Halloween.
Party Atmosphere: I think I am too drunk to walk, can you carry me?
Remember, in this situation, you need shoes that will stay on your 
feet when someone throws you over their shoulder (P.S. remember to wear underwear that night too), lest
you become a member of the "where is my other shoe club". The Brandey by Steve Madden is probably a good option as a high calf boot rarely slips off by itself.....
Party Atmosphere: I think you are too drunk to walk home. Let me see if I can carry you.
So it is your turn to be the responsible one and carry your friend home. For starters, 
make sure you always go out partying with skinny people, as they are easier to carry home than non-skinny people (the term "fatties" isn't politically correct anymore is it?). Secondly, you're gonna need solid footwear, so don't even consider heels. In fact, don't consider anything other than a pair of Kodiak's. While you may get some strange looks wearing a pair of industrial boots for a night of partying (along with some advances from some wayward lesbians, but hey, take it as a compliment...or opportunity.......whatever floats your boat), your ankles will thank you in the morning.
Up next: Part III - Shoes to make other women turn green!!!
xoxo
Shoelover
Ah, so the end of 2006 is here, and the decision must be made, what shoes to wear to the party where Shoelover knows Shoelover is going to be running in the ex and the new flame.........
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