- The Good - Rumors of Stella's 'roo skin boots turn out to be false;
- The Bad - Well, it could have been worse honey. He could have used the knife on you rather than your shoes...
- The Ugly - If the idea of Crocs turn your stomach, you can at least make some money off of those who wear them and their sorry fashion asses....
and a bonus
- The Grumpy - Maybe its cuz he has really smelly feet? Former Australian PM refuses to take off his shoes.