What do you wear to watch the televised reunion of Amy "Long-island-Lolita-Wait-A-Minute-I-know-people-who-went-on-a-summer-trip-with-you-to-Israel-when-you-were-16" Fisher and the Buttafuocos?
1. A blindfold;
2. Heavy duty gloves, so you don't contaminate yourself when you push the buttons in order to change channels; or
3. These platform cowgirl boots with a 5 inch heel. Why? Because if you are already doing something in private that you would never admit to, why stop halfway?
Burppppppppppppp! Pass the Spam please.
xoxo,
Shoelover
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