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Man Admits Stealing 1,500 Girls' Shoes

WAUKESHA, Wis. (AP) — A man pleaded guilty Thursday to stealing more than 1,500 pairs of girls' shoes from area schools in a deal that calls for prosecutors to recommend probation.

Erik D. Heinrich, 26, of Kenosha pleaded guilty to three counts of burglary and was scheduled for sentencing Oct. 23.

He was arrested May 24 after a security video showed him entering North High School on May 20 and leaving with some items. Police tracked him through his vehicle registration, searched his home and a rented storage unit and found the shoes (continued...)

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Shoes Running Afoul

of your nose:

Foul footwork pays off: stinkiest shoes at fair

By Catherine Smith Deseret Morning News

Most mothers discourage their children from intentionally making their shoes smell bad, but for one event every year Paula Tuck encourages the stench. And for two years in a row, the stink has yielded money. Lane Tuck, Paula's 10-year-old son, won the Odor Eaters Stinky Rotten Sneaker Competition at the Utah State Fair this year, which included a $200 prize and a year's supply of Odor Eaters. The winner of the state competition is flown to Vermont and competes for the national title of stinkiest sneakers (continued....)

and of the law

Customs finds heroin hidden in woman's shoes

Heroin has been found hidden in a woman's shoes when she arrived at Sydney Airport, Australian Customs says. The 39-year-old arrived at Sydney on a flight from Vietnam yesterday and during a search Customs officers allegedly found about 600 grams of heroin in her shoes (continued...)

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Saturday Morning "Shoe Down"

• Orwellian Shoes - Perfect for an outing to the Chestnut Tree Cafe;
• Ya, your biggest issue should be shoe shopping;and,
• Want a cheap pair of running shoes, see this guy, just don't tell him that Shoelover sent you.

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Senator's Shoes

Shoelover wanted it to be known that the little situation involving US Senator Craig has not gone unnoticed and despite being contacted by 3 major international news outlets, 4 US senators, 3 US congressmen, 1 presidential candidate, 4 Canadian members of parliament and 2 provincial legislators from Ontario (not George Smitherman..........he's married damn it!!)  about appropriate shoe usage in public washroom, Shoelover has refrained from making any judgment calls on the matter. 

But speaking frankly, if propositioning someone for some hanky panky is a crime in the US, then they better start building some bigger jails!!!  In fact Shoelover could be doing a stretch as well depending on the statue of limitations

Rather, Shoelover is capitalizing on the opportunity and is in the midst of printing stickers that fit over the toe box portion of a man's shoe that will read "I'm not soliciting you, I just ran out of toilet paper over here and wanted to see if you had some".  A pack of 10 will be $5.99.

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Shoelover

Shoes......the good, the bad and the ugly

• The Good - Rumors of Stella's 'roo skin boots turn out to be false;
• The Bad - Well, it could have been worse honey.  He could have used the knife on you rather than your shoes...
• The Ugly - If the idea of Crocs turn your stomach, you can at least make some money off of those who wear them and their sorry fashion asses....

and a bonus

• The Grumpy - Maybe its cuz he has really smelly feet?  Former Australian PM refuses to take off his shoes.

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Shoelover

If you are going to steal a pair of shoes...

make sure they fit!!!

Shoplifter nabbed trying to exchange stolen shoes
Fri Aug 24, 2007 9:45AM EDT JERUSALEM (Reuters) - Israeli police arrested a woman who stole a pair of Crocs shoes when she returned to the store hours later to exchange them because they did not fit her son, a police spokesman said Friday (continued...)

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Things that should never be done in shoes

Shoelover isn't sure what is more embarrassing:

• Admitting to actually watching this? (Shoelover is obviously guilty) ;
• Paying money to see this?; or,
• Being caught on tape and looking like you are enjoying this?

If you don't know what "this" is, then surely you must be curious................

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Shoelover

Proof that the world will end tomorrow

Just look, Shoelover doesn't want to ruin the surprise (yes, it involves shoes).

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More People Complaining About Shoes

‘Shoeing’ away the problem

Keep the style, add the comfort

Trouble afoot with flip-flops

If you don't like them............don't wear 'em!

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Shoelover

Victims of Shoes

Bride attacked groom with high heel
Times Online, UK - Jul 10, 2007
ABERDEEN A newlywed bride who assaulted her husband with her stiletto wedding shoe and wrecked their honeymoon suite has been fined £250 and ordered to pay .

City Workers Avert Damage By High-Heeled Vandal
WCCO, MN - Jul 13, 2007
Shafer Contracting employees working on Main Street had left the site when, apparently, a woman with high heels started writing in huge letters in the unset ...

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